Random things, horny queens, blogger police and that lonely storm within

Well, my darling little angels, I am here, incredibly frustrated by the modern world, and about to kill someone just on general principle. Fret not; I believe in the ten commandments. In the meantime I cannot get a fricking copy of my credit report b/c satan is in charge of the credit card industry, life continues to plague me with the hellishness of unemployment (perhaps about to change; we shall see, I had a "networking" moment today, THANK YOU JESUS!), and I need to get the fuck out of Dodge before I start to beat myself against the ground repeatedly until I am bleeding. Oh, to get away, and oh, for quiet to descend upon me like gentle angels like you, my invisible, mostly silent readers. I am officially fed up with noisy urban areas and in this hell state, ya need the cash to find anything resembling quiet. It be hard, my friends. It be VERY hard.
So that's my life. I am sick of dirty devices, and the rampant horniness that descends upon women my age without relief (vibrators only last for so long, my friends, before the real thing is required). Ooh, did I say too much? The blogger police are about to come get me! As if. As if. Still, I do not wish to OFFEND. Ahem. You can see it's life be damned, or something. I am really going crazy; why was I born into this century again? Maybe someone could explain it to me, because I ain't in the right one. Too damned crowded and noisy for me, my little friends!
So there you have it. Obama is King, Hillary may some day be queen, I am a lonely woman trying to find her way, and everyone's got their shit. Getting away will work, although the only ticket I have is on Southwest and they do not fly into Atlanta which means I'd have to rent a car and since I do not have a fricking credit card they tack on incredible amounts for insurance. It really, really sucks.
Like so many things in life. And I should have taken that food home today; I did not. My date of sorts, brief as it was, included food I was unable to eat. Oh yes! I went out on a date today. That's another blog for another day, my friends. He's cute, but possibly into narcotic substances. Not my thing, not my thing. Just give me the legal drugs, like chocolate and caffeine.
Until we meet again, if we ever do. Shalom, my pets. SHALOM!
Go see the Twilight movie.